ok, so i only know 3 people who have ever even heard of harper's island, a cbs show that aired last spring/summer about a wedding party being killed off one. by. one on an island, and those 3 people were also studying for the bar exam last summer with me.
i don't know whether it was the stress of studying that made us watch what was truly a terrible, terrible show, or if we're all just a little bit off in general (or both), but it was literally one of the only things that got us through the summer. it was awesomely bad. and the 4 of us still quote some of its more epic (used here loosely) lines today. kinda weird, huh? (yes, that's one of them. told you: terrible).
why am i bringing this up now?! well, when abc announced last season's line-up, i immediately got excited about happy town, which sounded a whole lot like harper's 2.0 (which could only last one season as [spoiler alert!] almost everyone died before the end).
you've probably seen the creepy promos running on loop on abc in recent weeks. and i also have a feeling you have no interest in watching the premiere tonight. i don't really blame you. but just in case you are intrigued, know that there are 4 other people who will also be watching with you tonight (if the magic man doesn't get you first...muahahahha).
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